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Written by Kashke
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As of Sunday December 7th of the year 2008 Relic has officially defeated every twenty five man boss in World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King. A mere five days after first entering the twenty five man Naxxramas Relic has downed the Blue Dragon Aspect Malygos. This was no small feat as I'm sure most of you know, and it took alot of effort from both Team FGGT Snake and Team NGGR Bunny. Ultimately the fight comes down to being able to see a fucking huge ass spark in the middle of your group while pressing one one two repeatedly in that order. When asked about the fight, BUR tank Chevey had this to say, "How's the fight? Its fucking awesome! We're fighting a dragon in space and we ride on the backs of other little dragons. What ISN'T there to like? Its fucking awesome!" Other members were recorded as having said comments such as, "Dragons in space... how the fuck did the damn dragons get in space?" or "Fuck you Kashke, stop tripling my healing you douchebag." with the occasional, "I could do with a little less space and a little less dragons, hell, just rethink the whole thing and I might be a happier person, or then again I might not because I'm angry all the time."
Congratulations to all those who got loot from the fight, and thank you to all of you who came prepared for the fight. To all of you who can find a person in space and follow them while pressing two buttons in a pre-determined order repeatedly you have my gratitude, to all of you who fail at life I feel sorry that you fail at life. A special shout-out to Gizbert, our only Canadian in Texas who has type 1 Down Syndrome... not to mention the fact that he's a fucking troll. Just /wrist already okay? No one will miss you. <3
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Relic 10 Man Owns Naxxramas |
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Written by Ionai
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Relic's first 10man group has cleared Naxxramas and Obsidian Sanctum. Time constraints didn't allow us to play with Malygos too much, but expect a kill soon (olol dragons and owl chickens in space!). Big thanks go out to everyone involved in busting ass to get yourselves ready to do the instances, and for sticking with it. Huge props to Kazmoo and Xshark for running heroics non-stop to get their tanking gear in order for the runs.
Team Cobra Commando consisted of:
Aeriin, Batgirl, Ionai, Kazmoo, Kego, Lashes, Tonydanzaa, Tripsyn, Whimsy, and Xshark.
With more people hitting 80 everyday, Relic is shaping up to start hitting the 25man's hard. Get ready to roll boys and girls.
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Written by Kashke
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Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:54 |
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Well, are you? Its finally time to find out seeing as how the Wrath of the Lich King content officially went online approximately two hours ago. Join your friends, or don't, in their epic, or not very epic, battles to reach level 80. Kill some people, kill some mobs, or you know, don't. Do whatever the hell you want, just don't come crying to me when you don't get a raid spot. Faggots.
Back to the point, if you're a Relic member please make sure you're registered on the forums and reading them all the time. If you do this you'll annoy me A LOT less than you already do. Other than that, level to 80, get some gear, and lets own some content fools.
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Tuesday, 23 September 2008 11:01 |
I would like to be the first to welcome you to the new Relic Online Gaming website, formerly the website specifically for the Relic Guild [WoW Mug'thol US]. What you're seeing here is a whole new way for us to deliver news about what we're doing, and important news on games we're playing. You may notice posts regarding our recruitment, certain accomplishments achieved, or anything else we feel like posting.
While you're sitting there looking at these posts, check out the comment button. No longer is our news section part of our forums, its separate, but what you will find is you only need to register on the forums to be registered to comment. Head over there to register, and enjoy the ability to log in from the navbar. Once you've logged in, post a comment. We love comments, without them we have nothing to make fun of, and we don't feel the same warmth inside when people congratulate us on being bad.
While the website may be different, you'll find that we're a lot of the same people with the same attitude as before. We don't care about stereotypes, racism, sexism, etc, and we freely abuse our first amendment rights on any medium we feel like using. We're offensive in what we say, if not in our meanings. We form a love/hate relationship with most people out there because, quite frankly, we're assholes and we strive to be assholes.
So, feel free to comment on the news posts and the forums, we love having admirers. |
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