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You'll Be Missed Richard. |
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Written by Kashke
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As many of you may already know, on March 19th one of our best friends, long time guild member, and all around amazing guy, Richard Snelson passed away. Many may know him by the names Tonydanzaa, Draygon, or Maggnuss.
Though many of us only knew Richard through the internet, I know that I am not alone in saying that he was loved. Forever shall you be remembered and missed Richard.
May you find peace in whatever awaits you.
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Written by Kashke
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When I was trying to think of a good article title for this article I realized a few things. A.) its not possible to have a cool title for this article so we're going with this one, and B.) I really wish we had actually killed the book series Twilight, and perhaps even the movie based on the books. Is this sad? I don't think it is, but I could be mistaken. It doesn't happen often (being sad or mistaken) but it does happen...
Anyways, we decided to actually attempt to kill Sartharion with three drakes up. We've never really given it a shot until last week when we gave up because the man leading our rogues through hell and back (read faggot) decided to go drinking away from his computer instead of at it like the lovely Lashes and the not quite as lovely Whimsy did this and last week during attempts with the always GLAMOROUS Kego. After a few hours of having far too much fun during a wow encounter (read WE WEREN'T DOING IT RIGHT BUT WE WERE LAUGHING [LOL]) we decided to pull our heads out of our asses and kill the boss. It wasn't easy and not nearly as much fun as listening to Lashes discover something new every five seconds in the channel but we did it. Then we decided to give that wonderfully fabulously horrendously glamorous tauren hunter (who rolls a fucking tauren hunter anways? fuck) Kego the mount... but only after Maylindra (the faggot from above) passed to him.
The lesson we learn today? Don't worry about Garsu coming because he's still fucking tired from doing whatever he did last night with that hooker (and he's also downloading WAR, ew). We've also learned, apparently, that Red Lobster has some delicious cheese something... I don't recally, but Lashes and Whimsy went nuts in vent when Badvillage (read superfaggot) was talking about them.
To wrap it up: Bananas.
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Written by Kashke
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So, some of you may have read the rant I went on yesterday... Yeah, it was bad. Thats what happens when the holidays are over, you didn't get any fucking eggnog at all in 2008 and you can't fall asleep after spending two hours baby sitting people so everyone got the achievement for a Black War Bear.
Anyways, I hope your holidays were amazing and you got some kick ass presents. I know I bought myself some sweet ass shit. (Don't ask me about it, its classified.) As you can see from the picture, we ventured forth to the forbidden realms of faggotry, meaning alliance towns, in the World of DPScraft and kicked the kings of said areas in their balls. Then we shoved Owzer's dick in their ass for shits and giggles. (Their shits, our giggles for clarification.)
Our picture, as always, is amazing. We actually have to beg for down syndrome people to come along nowadays. Its really sad how much they dislike all the publicity I give them. Anyways, the point I'm making is we've got a down syndrome cow/bear/whatever on the right there flexing. He's cute isn't he?
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Written by Kashke
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Thats right boys and girls, Relic is now officially cooler than you. We all knew it before hand, but now we have PROOF. Undeniable proof that just so happens to be juicy and quite sweet. It really is delicious, you could try some but you're not allowed to have any. Sorry. (Not really, but I figured I should say it anyways.)
An elite group of Relic members calling themselves Team FGGT Snake undertook a mission inside Naxxramas after defeating Malygos not once, but twice in a day. Their mission? Live to die another day. That is, don't die on bosses throughout the instance. Guess what, they did it, they almost had no deaths whatsoever, but some sparkly shit on the floor after Grobbulus died prevented Relic's premiere assfuck from staying alive. (No, it wasn't me you douchebag.)
Congratulations to those involved, and lets kill Sartharion with three drakes up on 25 man next week eh?
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